*It would seem that Mariah Carey made a video in which she made fun of Eminem (I have not seen it). The result? A full fledged war that I doubt she can win. Em responded with a track that dropped called "The Warning". On the song, Slim makes sure to express to Mariah that although it's been a long since they had their "thing" (whatever that was), he has not lost or gotten rid of whatever material he has of her. He mentions compromising pictures and messages she left on his voicemail. The voicemail messages, we have known about for year but never heard any of them. Well Em seems pissed enough to do it. The track shows a side of Em that we knew was there but that's seems to be reaching another level. Right now, Marshall is more mad than Mike Tyson was when the dudes stole his tiger in The Hangover. Just to show he's not playing, Em drops some intimate details of his time with Mariah. He goes 8 Mile (remember the final round? Rabbit beat Papa Doc to the punch when he freestyled about all his embarassing moments so that Papa Doc couldn't use it against him) on her when he mentions how he "ejaculated prematurely on her belly" and then explains that although embarassing to him, it's embarassing to her. Remember, Mariah keeps denying that anything ever happened with the Slim Shady. On her track Obsessed, her chorus says "Why you so obsessed with me? Lyin' that you sexin' me...." This feud makes for good entertainment, let' see if Nick Cannon or Mariah stand pat or attack the raging beast.
*Lamar Odom will be back next year to help the Los Angeles Lakers defend their title. After a long negotiation process, both sides were able to come to a mutual meeting of the minds in terms of years and dollar figures. I might have to call Money just to make sure he's till alive. A certified professional Laker hater, Money was praying to God, Jesus, Allah, Bouddha and Jerry Buss that Odom would take his game to Miami. Now that Odom is signed, the Lakers and Spurs can officially start planning for the 2010 Western Conference Finals. Look at the match ups:
Derek Fisher vs Tony Parker
Kobe Bryant vs Manu Ginobili
Ron Artest vs Richard Jefferson
Pau Gasol vs Tim Duncan
Andrew Bynum vs whoever starts at center for the Spurs
Lamar Odom vs Michael Finley
Phil Jackson vs Gregg Poppovich
Which match up do you think will matter most? Think about it for a quick second? None of the ones mentioned above. How about the match up of Phil Jackson vs Ron Artest? Once that's done, there should be the Kobe Bryant vs Ron Artest match up. Then Ron Artest vs Gregg Poppovich (remember a few years ago, Artest was ready to fight Pat Riley) and finally Ron Artest vs the people in the stands of San Antonio. Let the game begin. Speaking of which...
*ESPN columnist Bill Simmons wrote about just how crazy Ron Artest is this week. Remember the role that Brad Pitt played in the movie 12 Monkeys? Well it would appear that Ron Ron might challenge his level of crazy. Simmons wrote that Artest would routinely ride the team bus in nothing but his boxers and that he did just that before Game 7 of Houston - Los Angeles Lakers series. Want more? Two years ago, the Lakers lost in the Finals against the Boston Celtics. AFter the Game 6 loss,"Tru Warrior" (his Rucker nickname) Ron made his way into the Lakers locker room and approached Kobe in the shower and told him he wanted to be a Laker. At this point, the Lakers could win the title next year or lose in the West Finals as Artest bites off Kobe's ear Mike Tyson style in the final seconds of the elimination game and nothing would shock me.
* Let's listen to Royce da 5'9 for a second:
"F*ck hip hop I'm tired of it,
I will diss Joe Budden and every legend that started it,
*Everytime a rapper mentions a certain brand or type of alcohol in his song (doesn't even matter if the drink is good or not), that drink takes off and dudes start buying it. Let's see if I can do the same. Cop some Barbancourt(rhum) and some Prestige (beer).
*Mike Vick seems to be getting some interest from a few teams. However, here are the teams he will never play for: Cincinnati, Jacksonville, Denver, Washington, Chicago, Detroit, Carolina and St. Louis. The reason: all those teams have team names and logos that are four legged animals that could be tricked in fighting for money. And well, that's what he was sentenced to prison for. Here you go:
Washington Redskins (not sure if it refers to natives or pigs)
St. Louis Rams
*Earlier this week, Money took me to a Hip Hop show where for the time of life I had the David Hodges performance. Dude raps, freestyles, hits the guitar and dances. Hodges doesn't give you a Hip Hop show, he gives you a Hip Hop performance. The best of it all? The dude does it with a tie ladies and gentlemen. I'll try to hook you guys up with some tracks in the next few weeks. The dude raps like a dude with a ton of life experience. You can clearly see that his interests are on a humanitarian level at the global scale; but dude never makes it sound corny.
Responses to “Thank You” article
Cid: I didntknow u were like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (sike).By the way i teach u more then that lololololololol Im there whenever
Sley: Hey everybody! Shyne needs a Man Hug....LMAO...LMAO.... But for real...You're Welcome Young Man..you're Welcome!!! now who's next to express him self..???
Philly: Why you trying to make a nyucka cry at work ...Gucci!
Shyne's Ipod rotation:
Something - Drake
Stunt on you - Drake
The Warning - Eminem
She Knows What She Wants - R. Kelly ft Rick Ross
Yellow Light - Twista ft R. Kelly
Throw it in the bag (remix) - Fabolous ft Drake
Flamme - Slai
Ce Soir ou Jamains - Slai
Chagrin Criminel - Carimi
Cuckoo – Slaughterhouse
First things first, I wanted to add my 2 cents to this overwhleming phenomenon called Blogging...What's all the hoopla about it. Of course, Scattered thoughts from my man Shyne does entertain and amuse me in certain ways. So you know what I did...you know what I did for Hip Hop...Getting ahead of my self..Too Much Hova!!!! I basically said let me drop my 1st... "Public Relations Quotes". Of course, In no means (lol) am I trying to upstage my man Shyne's Scattered Thoughts, So here we go:
My Fiancee, yes Fiancee!!! who is a Gossip, excuse me Bossip Fiend wanted me to advise ya'll Nas & estranged wife Kelis are the proud parents of a baby boy called Knight...Chevalier...lol...No Comment! Also wanted to say welcome to the "30 the new 20 Club" to Mr.Darrell Joseph aka Dzzz'nuts in yo Mouth. Young Boy Cid is right around the corner. I remember when I was 16-18 years old looking at my bigger cuz, doing his thing. He's 8 years my senior, so he had a list which said.. What a MAN SHOULD HAVE OR BE WHEN HE HITS....30!!!!
1- Be Debt Free or Close to being
2- Have a Car
3- Be independant
4- Act his own Age
5- Don't get invovlved in other peoples business
6- Follow a budget
7- Have a home
8- Take some Vacation time out of the city
10- Have a Close Circle of Friends, which means you have no Entourage, which equals no Enemies
11- Have at least 3 suits (Not Sean John, Roca Wear) but 3 piece suits (Ex: Armani)
12- Invest into something for the long run
13- Watch your Health
14- Take time to reflect on what you've done and move forward
15- Make a difference
16- Get a Raise
17- Dance a Slow Dance without looking like an idiot
18- Change a Flat Tire
19- Sew a Button
20- Know how to tie a Windsor Tie
21- Learn how to Cook
22- Jump Start a Car
23- Hold a Baby
24- Be honest to yourself and Others
25- Keep a plant alive more than a year
26- Hold your Liquor
27- Know your limitations physically
28- Admit your faults
29- Have at least 2-3 different types of watches
30- Remember that you ain't that old, just entering in your prime...old man!!!!
Relate with a brethren Suckas...back up in this piece yo!...Finalize Fridays...That's right Amigos Let's take it back and rethink..in Supreme Clientele..Ghost and his comrades like any other group of men, talk about women and who Would you F&&K? So let's do it...Shyne..Play that ol' Delfonics joint...Oak...Don't forget to add the sauce on the wings...Cid..don't overdose on the Thug Passion...Ayyyyeeee!
1- Sanaa Lathan (That's perfection..remember her in that movie with Wesley Snipes..The Fridge Scene...whoa!)
2- Nia Long in "In too Deep" Lovely with the Hair..Exquisite in Bed
3- T-Boz in TLC...The eyes and the voice...whooo!
4- Kelis...when she was kicking it with Skater Boy P..Wild Hair and had a body to match too!
5- Kenya Moore (She's an ex Miss USA I think..regardless..Pops must've been a pusher, cause shorty dope.!)
6- Nona Gaye (Marvin's Babygirl indeed..Come and heal me love..come and heal me!!!
7- Rosario Dawson (Remember her in Kids!!!!)
8- Lauren London (But she messed up by getting with Weezy)
9- Kerry Washington (Luscious lips in she Hate Me)
10- Tae Heckard (She was the video chick
lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
I give u mine but in no particular order
Megan Good ( she needs to drop the weave but she is whoa)
Sanaan Lathan( the movie is call Disapparing Act)
Kim Kasdashian( she is not with Reggie Bush anymore she can holla at me )
Amber Rose ( she is fine)
Chilly ( one of the most beautiful people i have seen in real life)
Left Eye ( She had a nice curve i really like her)
Halle Berry( I'm supposed to meet her tommorow at St-Sauveur)
Melissa Ford ( yeah yeah yeah )
Joy Bryant( always natural barely puts make up i love that )
Ciara ( there is something about her)
Shyne says: The thing about Ciara is her d*ck. Holla!